deatheatingbloodmagic:

O sugar daddy, sugar daddy. Where for art thou Sugar daddy?

Deny thy frugality and refuse thy common sense

Tis but thy lack of  money that is my enemy

10,000 posts!

Should I be proud of this though…?

10,000 posts!

Should I be proud of this though…?

lokihiddleston:

[Coming soon on the screens.]

#TAKE ALL MY MONEY

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

vigwig:

"Feel free to piss in the garden"

snorlaxatives:

if you make fun of the kids that sit by themselves at lunchtime then i hope you know YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

laterovaries:

annamariaesergren:

i-wish-i-was-the-moon:

(You know where your eyes went first.)

Hell yes! always the same spot.. sorry but I can’t help it.. 

I hate you.

Happy birthday, Paul! :)

Happy birthday, Paul! :)